mackenzie0909 (11:33:27 PM): hello
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mackenzie0909 (11:42:18 PM): hey! That is not nice! Why the hell are you online, but away from the computer at 11:34 at night, really?! Well anyway, I got boried so if this message seems to be long then that may be cause. Now I am going to write down a very long story. Enjoy!
The World's Greastest Story
By Mackenzie Fox
There once was a old farmer named bob. Bob was a straight up G. Bob's best friend was a goat. One horrible day Bob forgot to feed his goat. This made the goat angry. The goat decided to teach Bob a lesson, so the goat snuck into bob's house ,while bob was passed out on 13 different drugs at once, and ate off all of bob's fingers. Bob awoke in shock the next day to find he had no fingers.
mackenzie0909 (11:48:06 PM): However, the goat had written a message explaining why he ate bob' fingers on the wall using bob's blood. This mad Bob very upset. "Ohno!", screamed bob. "Now how will I be a farmer. And to make things worse I don't have health insurance!" Soon, bob had ploted his revenge. That night ,while the goat was passed out on 13 different drugs he stole from bob's house, bob wrapped his arms around the goat and shoved him into a paper shreader.
mackenzie0909 (11:52:50 PM): Then Bob fried up the stripes of goat meat into bacon and sold it for $1000000000000000000000000000.00 to Donald Trump. But, the goat's ghost was angry so one night, while the farmer was passed out on 13 different drugs that he took back from the goat, the goat's ghost came to bob's house and shot him. Bob then died. Two weeks later bob's grandson, Bob III, inhereted all of bob's money and lived happily ever after.
mackenzie0909 (11:53:39 PM): The End
The moral to this story is dont forget to feed your pets.
