Pathfinder Quote List: Dawn of New Stupidity

1. Henry: "Do I get my attack of opportunity?"
Mackenzie: "Attacks don't get attacks of opportunity!"
Henry: "Unarmed do!"
Mackenzie: "I'm not unarmed!"
Henry: "You're kicking me!"
Mackenzie: "Yeah, with me trident!"
Henry: "..."

2. Mackenzie: "Is his velociraptor dead or unconscience?"
Henry: "Its dead."
Mackenzie: "Aw, 'cause if it was unconscience we could take it to the Pokemon center."

3. *Erik flips harrow deck card. Its a card with a bar code on it*
Mackenzie: "Ah, the bar code. Very grim."

4. Erik (yelling at Mackenzie): "Stop seducing my refrigerator!"

5. Mackenzie: "Have you ever swung around a naked baby?"

6. Erik (referring to spiders): "Yeah, they can't see him."
Mackenzie: "But their spidey-senses are tingling!"

7. Will: "Man, being a unicorn would be so awesome."

8. Mackenzie (to the Spider King): "Come with us to the drug ship, and I shall dazzle you with tales of spiders and arachni."

9. *The screams of children echo through the walls of Ethan's house*
Henry: "I guess Ethan's dad finally finished his iron man suit."

10. Mackenzie: "I think we should smoke some of that magic powder. Its what the sewer beast would have wanted."

11. Mackenzie: "Haven't you ever seen Snow White or Cinderella? Where they're like: Hey, animals, I'm friendly. Now do my bidding. And the animals are like: Obeeey!"

12. Mackenzie: "We will conquer the south, harvest the warmth, and sell it to the north!"

13. Ethan: "I'm starting to get afraid of Henry. That's a lot of black guys."

14. Henry: "An attack of opportunity with no feat!"
Will: "But I have two feet."

15. Erik: "The wheelbarrow is filled with blood and caked up..."
Mackenzie: "Cake! Eat it!"

16. Mackenzie: "You can bring me into your basement full of rats or mountain lions and they will all die. None will survive!"

17. Mackenzie: "Thank you for un-blinding me adventurers! Allow me to show you my secret trove of riches... and Experience!"

18. Mackenzie: "Oh No! The moon! Dinosaur time!"

19. Henry: "[Dimitri] is not all about the video games."
Will: "Well, they're kinda like lawn mowers."

20. Henry: "I listened to Supersonic Electronic for an hour straight once. I grew a mullet."

21. Erik: "Where do you sleep?"
Mackenzie: "Gutter."
Erik: "Were you drunk?"
Mackenzie: "No, I didn't drink. I was just wrestling the homeless."

22. Erik: "She will be looked after by a couple of well respected ranchers."
Mackenzie: "Are they jolly ranchers?"

23. Henry: "OK, I'll put him into my space."
Mackenzie: "Why not facebook?" (Ba-dun-ch)

24. Will: "A ditch would be like a sewer if it rained poo for a week."

25. Mackenzie: "It's like Jell-O on steriods."

26. Erik: "So, you intimidate them. How do you do this?"
Dimitri: "Well, I was going to say we have AIDS or something, but I think they do too."

Cout<<"Raiders of the Lost Ark"

I hereby solemnly swear to continually post pictures spawned by Mackenzie without his permission until the day I die. Amen (Click for more picture, sorry formatting's wonky)

No idea.

I don't know. Something Henry gave me. Jeremy helped. Buy a scanner.