Thursday, September 29, 2011

Still Dead

A creation by Jeremy and I.  It is a version of the song "Still Alive" written as if GLaDOS only had murder on her mind instead of science.

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here, mass murder
It's hard to overerstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
"We kill what we must, because we can"
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who live on

But there's no use crying over every mistake
You just keep on killing till we run out of cake
And the murder gets done, and we'll make a neat gun
To kill people who are still alive

I'm really angry
I'm being so sincere right now
All because you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
And as they burned, it hurt because
I was so angry at you

Now these body piles make a beautiful line
We are out of bullets, we're reloading in time
So I'm glad they got shot, think of all the things I taught
Killing people who were still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I'd prefer you burn in hell
Maybe you'll find someone else to kill you
Maybe black Mesa
That was a joke, ha ha, you're dead
Anyway, this corpse is great
It's so delicious and moist

Look at me still talking when there's killing to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run
Gotta build a better gun
To kill people who are still alive

And murder is how I thrive.
I'm killing people and I'm still alive.
I feel no guilt and I am still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE (x2)


Just as creepy as you hoped, right?  It would be in a different key of course, and there is an extremely small possibility of Jeremy and I actually making this.