Saturday, October 8, 2011
Eating Pie
This is the other thing that I made during Spanish class the day after Henry and I made "Still Dead". Henry edited it too. It's a bit more lighthearted, I think... Also kind of strange...
This was a cakewalk.
I'm baking a cake here, huge success.
It's hard to avoid eating this confection.
Aperture Bakeries,
"We bake what we must, because we can."
For the good of all of us,
Except the ones who are fat.
So there's no use crying over every mistake,
We'll just keep on baking; we won't run out of cake.
And the baking gets done, and we'll make some neat buns,
For the people who like eating pie.
I'm not even hungry,
But I'm baking cake in here right now.
As we talked I broke these eggs to add them,
Then poured out the batter,
Then put the cake pan into the oven.
And as it baked, I smiled because,
The cake was smelling so good.
Now the oven timer makes a beautiful chime,
We are done with waiting, cake is finished on time.
I am glad it's not burned, think of all the cake we earned,
For the people who like eating pie.
Go ahead and eat it,
I'm being so sincere right now.
Maybe we'll eat someone else's cake too.
Maybe Black Cakesa.
That was a joke, ha ha, theirs sucks.
Anyway, this cake is great,
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there's baking to do,
When I cook in here I bake pastries for you.
There is baking to be done, I must make some neater buns,
For the people who like eating pie.
And believe me they like eating pie.
I'm baking cakes 'cause I like eating pie.
I feel fantastic and I'm eating pie.
When you're crying just try eating pie.
And when you're hungry just try eating pie.
Eating Pie.
Eating Pie.
Yup. I just typed out a song about food on Yom Kippur. While fasting... God I want to eat...
Edit:
Also, I included that picture I made for this. GLaDOS looks good in an apron, I think. She also looks good happy...
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