Mao Competition Pun List

This is the insane list of options Henry, Brian, and I put together as possibilities for me to create. It's kind of amazing what we came up with. And scary...

Those in Bold are my personal favorites:

1. Nelson Maondella
2. The Maoverick (Sarah Palin)
3. Maohandas Ghandi
4. Maoled By a Bear
5. Maoce Windu
6. Maogikarp
7. The Chairman (aka from Iron Chef)
8. Mao Magazine
9. Romao and Juliet
10. Darth Maol
11. Hitmaolee
12. Hitmaochan
13. Metamaophosis (the novel by Kafka)
14. Praying Maontis
15. Maorriage
16. Womaon
17. Boomaorang
18. Maocintosh Computer
19. Submaorine
20. Maowth
21. Hermaonie Granger
22. Maonky
23. Tomaoto
24. Maongo
25. The United States of Amaoica
26. Bomaor Man
27. The Blue Mao Group
28. Batmaon
29. Maoth Busters
30. Sarumaon
31. Gimaoli
32. Gollumao
33. Mad-Eye Maody
34. Mao-Eye Moody
35. Admaoral Ackbar
36. Maont Dooku
37. Pokemaon
38. Dongtrio
39. Cats and Dongs
40. Dong, a Man's Best Friend
41. Ka-Mao-Kazi
42. Great Dong of China
43. King Dong
44. Donkey Dong
45. Funky Dong
46. Ganondong
47. Maodkip
48. Char-mao-dong
49. Char-ze-dong
50. Landong Calrissian
51. Mao's Dong
52. "I'm using my Pokedong to learn about Dongtrio"
53. Live Dong and Prosper
54. Spanish Armaodong
55. Maonty Python
56. Where all mao dongs at?
57. Everyone runs on Dongkins
58. Ima Chargin Mao Lazor!!!!11!!1
59. Dongasaurs
60. Dongzilla versus Maothra
61. lmao (get it? l-MAO?)
62. Maonsoon Rains: "Hallelujah it's rainin' Mao"